FL West Coast
I went to the Keys between Christmas and New Year’s but didn’t actually spend New Year’s Eve in Key West. I was there on the 30th and then started making my way north on the 31st thinking I would miss the majority of the craziness of New Year’s Eve. I chose a working farm in mid-Florida as my place of respite, leaving all of the commerce and tourism of Key West behind and looking forward to the peacefulness and tranquility of a nice pastoral Florida farmstead. And it did have pigs and chickens, geese, donkeys, and cats, and it was definitely full of farm sounds which have their own sweet, pastoral appeal.
Let me back up because getting to this farm sets the stage.
The farm was just north of Tampa, so I planned my drive accordingly and chose a few beaches to visit on my way north, like Sanibel Island and St. Pete’s. After looking for shells and driving through New Year’s Eve traffic all day, I clicked on the GPS coordinates for the night’s campsite. It said it would be another three hours which meant I would be there after dark. I really hate arriving to camp after dark, but no big deal, right, because this is a working farm that takes in campers, and the camp director said she has a communal campfire everybody sits around in the evenings. I found this camp through the Hipcamp app, and this is the second one I’ve booked using this app. The first was a campsite in New Orleans which was super funky, so you never really know you what you’re going to get. At a State Park campsite, you pretty much know what’s up every single time: a picnic table, a fire ring, a little driveway area, a flat area to camp on. If you’re lucky, a well-equipped bath house close by. But Hipcamps are hosted by people who open their property to campers – sometimes it’s bona fide campgrounds, but sometimes it’s not. You don’t always know what you’re in for. For instance, a farmer or a landowner may set aside some acreage as a particular camping area for hunters or campers and will provide the basics. Or it could be a homeowner’s backyard, no frills.
So I was already running late, and I’m driving in the dark. The GPS takes me to the coordinates I had clicked, and I’m getting close. The roads are getting darker and longer because I’m out in the country. There are no streetlights and not many signs, so I arrived on this property in the dark on a dirt road, not sure actually where I was but feeling like I had a pretty good handle on it. It was a nice big property with a house and several out-buildings, and there were several cars parked in the yard, so I was pretty sure it was the right place. A gentleman came out to greet me, and I said, “Hi! I’m Sue!”
“OK,” he said.
“I’m here to camp?”
“No, we’re not doing any camping.”
Awkwardly embarrassed, “Oh, gosh, I’m so sorry! Do you have any neighbors that host campers?”
The bottom line is that the GPS coordinates were not the exact location. The app hides the exact location to protect the camp host. It’s up to the camper and the camp director to communicate the address after the booking. I didn’t know all this, so this poor fella was roused from his family revery by an unexpected visitor well after dark. He said his brother and son are cops, corroborated by the Sheriff’s car in the driveway. He emphasized I could have rolled up on a meth house. I texted the camp director but didn’t hear back from her right away, and so continued to hang out with him for a bit. Nice fella.
She finally texted back and gave me her address, which was several more miles away, in the dark, on back country roads. I didn’t know where I was, couldn’t see anything besides what my headlights were illuminating, and her directions, while clear, are fairly general. “Take the second driveway. Go to the end of the fence. Stop when you see the lights,” that kind of thing. “I’ll come out to meet you when I see you pull in.”
I turned where she said to turn and saw a driveway off to the side with some broken furniture next to the mailbox and thought this place is REALLY country. I went to the end of the fence and stopped when I saw the lights. She didn’t come out to meet me. I started looking around in the dark and saw a sign for Eden RV Camp, so was at least fairly confident I was in the right place. I looked more closely, and there was a sign with a description: Eden Nudist Resort and Community.
Oh Lord.
Did I book at a nudist colony!? You’d think she’d have to disclose that, wouldn’t you? Well, I thought about it, and really, I was ok with naturists as long as they weren’t offended if I kept my clothes on. I called the camp director and said “I’m right outside waiting for you,” and she said, “Nope, I don’t see you, you must be in the wrong place.”
Instant relief. But then she directed me right around the corner to the driveway with the broken furniture.
I would have preferred the nudist resort.

There is run down equipment on the sides of the long dirt driveway, and it just looks junky. Even in the dark I can tell it’s just not the place I want to relax and chill for a couple of nights. I thought I would use it as a base camp to go to Tampa and Clearwater during the day, but on the spot, I decided I would go visit my brother in Pensacola the following day. But tonight I need sleep.
The host greets me and is super nice and cute as a bug. As promised, she has a roaring fire going in her picket-fenced backyard, with about five or so people sitting around talking. It definitely looks cozy. There were a number of cats and ducks in the yard, and Ella could barely contain herself. For this reason, and the fact that I’m dog-tired, we decline the company. She shows me around the “campsite.” There are several flat grassy or dirt areas to choose from, all centered among other campers in RVs. There’s an outhouse with a cold shower. I choose a private-ish area to park my car and set up camp. I tell the host I will be off first thing in the morning, bid my goodnights, and head to bed, ready for the good night’s sleep that I’ve earned today.
Did I mention it was New Year’s Eve?
Apparently, I was fairly close to the area’s community square that had hired a live rock-and-roll band to help the good citizens of this fair town celebrate NYE. They started up right as my head hit my pillow, 8:00. I told myself they probably were just playing for a few hours – this is a farm community after all, and everyone gets up super early, right?
They sang very amplified, very off-key, rock and roll songs until 1:00 in the morning. The band played classics, songs I knew and could sing along with. There was a certain charm to the horrible off-key caterwauling after a while. I was so exhausted I dozed through most of it but would wake up singing along in my head to Cat Stephens, Lynard Skynard, or Fleetwood Mac. At midnight, I woke up to the countdown, and at “THREE, TWO, ONE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!” fireworks of all types and sizes and sounds exploded for 15 minutes or so. After the final grand barrage, the band announced, “Alright, we have time for one more song!” and the crowd cheered and clapped and called for more. They played for another hour. Individual firecrackers went off in the background for several more hours. I continued to dreamily doze in and out with the music. Yes, I like pina coladas. Yes, it’s late in the evening and I look wonderful tonight.
Things finally settled down around 2 a.m. I could hear the last remnants of fireworks, the cleanup crew packing up equipment, remaining townspeople still hollering and saying their goodbyes to friends and neighbors. I didn’t resent it at all. It was New Year’s Eve, after all, and it was a very celebratory and fun way to bring in the new year, even in my stupor. Finally at peace, I drifted into a deep sleep.
At 3:15 the roosters started crowing. There were seven of them from all different farms that would call to each other. One would crow very robustly, another would answer, then another. Some had the quintessential loud, sharp “cock-a-doodle-doo,” while others had a weak, extended croak. Some sounded very strong, and some sounded sickly or super old. Some high pitched, some low. Some distant, some close. When the roosters crowed, the chickens started clucking. So many chickens.
Ella and I got up around, 7:30 or 8, well after feeding time. We visited each one of the animals, and that just about put Ella over the edge. There were funky-looking pigs, a couple donkeys, several types of chickens, the geese, a couple rabbits. I don’t know what all they did on this farm, but I guess collecting eggs and breeding. We greeted all the animals and went for our walk. In the daylight, the farm looked just as inglorious as at night. We were ready to go.




I forfeited the $35 fee for the second night, and this was now the third time I had booked an activity or accommodations and canceled because I changed my plans. I have learned not to make plans in advance on this trip. There are too many opportunities to change my mind, and I refuse to be beholden to sunk costs.
Nothing beats the Panhandle
Off Ella and I go to visit my brother, Chris, in Pensacola, what I am now convinced is the most beautiful beach anywhere in the US. I have been from the northeast corner of the coast of Florida, down to the southernmost point of the Keys, and back up the west coast islands. No beaches in Florida are as pristine or beautiful as the panhandle beaches. The dunes go for days. The beach itself is broad with fluffy white sand. The water is clear enough to see the sand below the waves and is every different shade of aquamarine. The waves are subtle and calm. The cool breeze tempers the hot sun, and the weather feels perfect most of the time. On the beach where my brother lives, in winter, you can see the sunrise and the sunset over the water. Each one is different and exquisite. I am convinced without a shadow of a doubt that this is the best beach ever.


As with most of Florida, the birds are ever-present. On this visit, we saw herons, pelicans, ospreys, and of course plovers, terns, and sandpipers. But this day there was a beautiful majestic, single bird flying overhead that was unidentifiable. It had the outline of a pterodactyl with giant, downward curving wings that ended in sharp points, and a long scissortail. It was soaring, catching updrafts off the condos, Chris said. It soared for an hour and never flapped its wings. A neighbor looked it up and said it was a frigatebird from Galapagos Island and is rarely spotted here. A wonderful treat.


Ella is happiest when we touch base at Chris’s condo in Pensacola. Because we don’t have a home to come home to now, this has become it. She spends her days on the porch lying in the sun, and she loves walking in the sand and the surf.

But we’re not here for long! The rest of America is calling, wild and free!









































